Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Baked Beans, A Gun and Extracted.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Does this tram go to Melbourne?, asks Penny Passenger.
No!, replies Chris Conductor.
But it indicates Melbourne on the front.
There is an advertisment for Baked Beans on the side, but we don't sell 'em.
Is that A Gun in your hand or are you absolutely stoked to see me?, asks Sara Scrubber.
Its A Gun, replies Colin Customer.
Ouch!, that's not the tooth i wanted extracted, says Paul Patient.
Relax cobber, i'll eventually extract the right one, replies Declan Dentist.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
16 comments:
Ouch!, that's not the tooth i wanted extracted, says Paul Patient.
Relax cobber, i'll eventually extract the right one, replies Declan Dentist.
That happened a couple of times in my hometown. It was years ago and the dentist was in his late 60's. After the second time his kids forced him to retire.
Just "Groan' for each of your well featured words.
Hi Windsmoke,
Oh the dentist one got me. LOL
My previous dentist was just such a klutz. My teeth had worn down unevenly so I asked him to grind off the point that was now left on the middle tooth. He ground down the tooth next to it instead. I'm not going back there again!
There's a special hell for dastardly dentists who cause pain and suffering instead of relieving it!!!
I'm with Joanne: groan, groan, groan! Keep 'em coming.
I loved yes it is a gun. Sorry, I think my sick sense of humour is showing.
Oh no, and I was just thinking about going to he dentist!!Thanks Windsmoke.
three grumpy chaps here; I hope I won't meet them. (Oops I certainly won't meet the second one)
Definitely the last one for me!
Really had me in stitches :D
G' Day BEACH: I reckon his kids made the right decision :-).
G' Day JOANNE: Bonza :-).
G' Day MAGS: Most painful indeed :-).
G' Day RIVER: I reckon your ex-dentist needs to retire :-).
G' Day RED: Yep, i'll agree with that :-).
G' Day DAVE: I certainly will keep 'em coming :-).
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: There's nothing wrong with a sick sense of humour its gotta be better than being grumpy :-).
G' Day PERTH: Good luck with the dentist :-).
G' Day FRIKO: There's nothing more scary than a grumpy dentist :-).
G' Day YGRAINE: I'm glad you enjoyed the most popular one this time round :-).
dentists are scary.
"It's a gun"... how cruel!
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I'll agree with that :-).
G' Day FRUIT: Certainly is but in a fun way :-).
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