Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Cake, Shells and Around The Twist.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Which Cake wanted to rule the world?.
A: Attila the bun!.
Q: How do snails get their Shells so shiny?.
A: With snail polish!.
Doctor, doctor can ya help me?, i keep having these alternating recurring dreams, says Paula Patient.
Ok tell me about you dreams, replies Doctor Derek.
First i'm a tee pee, then a wig wam, then a tee pee again, then a wig wam again, and so on, its starting to drive me Around The Twist.
You know what your problem is?.
No!.
You're twotents!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
Coming soon Perched On The Dunny Pondering.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
13 comments:
Paula the Patient cracked me up. Thanks Windsmoke.
great jokes as always. i like the snail polish and Paula patient.
Hi Windsmoke,
Great jokes, I especially liked the snail one, well done. LOL.
hahaha I needed a laugh...thanks!!
Great stuff!
"Attila the bun" LOL!!!!
He who laughs at a good joke groans longest. Or something like that. Yep, I'll vote for Attila the bun. [Snort].
what a beautiful humour!
speciaaly snail polish.
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Dreams are strange things indeed :-).
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS, MAGS & TARIQ: The snail one is winning by a whisker so far :-).
G' Day ANNMARIE: I'm glad your day is a lot brighter now :-).
G' Day BEACH & FRUIT: Atilla The Bun is running neck and neck with Paula Patient so far :-).
That joke could make anyone tents!
Simply can't choose between them!
Love all three.
Haha :D
G' Day DAVE: It certainly would :-).
G' Day YGRAINE: I'm stoked you liked all three :-).
Twotents you say Windsmoke, I think my computer problems are making me a bit twotents also haha!
G' Day GRACE: Computer problms can be a real pain :-).
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