Saturday, June 09, 2012

Fun Ditties.

The boy stood on
the burning deck
playing a game
of cricket.
The ball flew down
his trouser leg and
hit his middle wicket!.

Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was
black as soot.
And into Mary's
bread and jam
he put his
sooty foot!.

You are only
as old as
you feel.
Think old and
you'll die young.
Think young and
you'll live longer!.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Wow, these are great ditties, I enjoyed the 3 of them well done. Lol.

Kath Lockett said...

G'day Windsmoke,
I've wandered over here from River's blog and like the way you think, you cheeky old bugger you!

Andrew said...

I've heard many variations of Mary had a little Lamb, but not that one. My niece will like it.

FruitCake said...

:) :) :) :) :) [not just laughing out loud, but laughing long]
Did it knock his bails off?

Jayne said...

Love em, you forgot the one about Hitler, brass balls, etc ;)

The Elephant's Child said...

Loved them. Thanks Windsmoke.

Polly put the kettle on,
And strangely enough it fitted her.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Oh come on, Jayne! Don't be a tease!!! Although you'd be pushing it to top these!!! G'day Windsmoke, it's been awhile, but I'm slowly catching up with my blog reading!!! Great to be dropping in again!!

Beach Bum said...

Great job!

River said...

I think I'll write out the third one and put it on my fridge to remind myself.

Joanne said...

You keep us thinking young.

Annmarie Pipa said...

I am way younger than my age.

LifeRamblings said...

An enjoyable read.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS: More Fun Ditties are on the way later for you to enjoy :-).

G' Day KATH: Welcome and thank you kindly for signing up to follow Bizarre Scribble. In turn i've signed up to follow you blog :-).

G' Day ANDREW: I have a few more left so stay tuned :-).

G' Day FRUIT: Definitely bruised gonads i'd say :-).

G' Day JAYNE: I'm glad you liked 'em. Don't know the one about Hitler and his brass gonads :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD, BEACH & LIFE RAMBLINGS: Thanks for saying so its much appreciated :-).

G' Day RED: I was wondering where you'd gotten to :-).

G' Day RIVER: That's a really good idea :-).

G' Day JOANNE: Absolutely :-).

G' Day ANNMARIE: That's the spirit :-).

Ygraine said...

I adore these, Windsmoke!
You never fail to make me laugh.
Long live your wonderfully comic talent! :D

PerthDailyPhoto said...

There's nothing like a fun ditty Windsmoke and as Andrew mentioned many versions of the same one to suit different occasions and company haha!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day YGRAINE: I'm glad you liked 'em :-).

G' Day GRACE: Absolutely :-).