Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Last Year, Sunburnt and First Car.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why did the auditor cross the road at the same place?.
A: Because he did it Last Year!.

Q: What is black, white and red all over?.
A: Sunburnt nuns!.

Wandering around the Contention City Caryard which sells both new and used cars is Ruby Redhead whose buying her very First Car and really doesn't have a clue what type of car she wants.

Do you want a four or six cylinder car?, asks Stewart Salesman.
Actually i'm not rolling in cash at the moment so i'll take four now and come back later for the other two!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Great jokes, I especially love the car joke, excellent.Lol

FruitCake said...

Sunburnt nuns?...excellent:)

Beach Bum said...

Q: What is black, white and red all over?.
A: Sunburnt nuns!.

Add a nun's habit and that would be my wife. We spent all day at the beach.

Annmarie Pipa said...

oh my gosh! I think I really understand the car joke.

Andrew said...

At least it wasn't a blonde buying the car.

Jayne said...

A nice change from the dumb blonde jokes ;)

cloudia charters said...

blessed laughs

Have a GREAT Week

Aloha from Waikiki,
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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS & ANNMARIE: Its a real pain at anytime trying to buy a car :-).

G' Day FRUIT: That one really cracked me up when i first came across it :-).

G' Day BEACH: Red as a lobster i take it :-).

G' Day ANDREW & JAYNE: A change is as good as a holiday :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA: Thank you, its jolly good to hear from you :-).

icyHighs said...

Haha my favorite has to be the auditor joke, maybe coz I hang out with a few. Cannot wait to pass that one off as my own at the pub.

Kath Lockett said...

...the sad thing is, as a natural blonde, I probably would have said the same thing to the car salesman!

River said...

Oh Dear God! Ruby Redhead can't possibly be that dumb! Can she?

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Now what I don't understand Windsmoke is, were the nuns naked to be sunburnt all over and if so , how do you know they were nuns..too logical?? haha!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ICY: That one should go down alright :-).

G' Day KATH: Really!, i find that hard to believe :-).

G' Day RIVER: Its a real minefield when you go out to buy your first car :-).

G' Day GRACE: Yep, much too logical indeed :-).