Saturday, June 23, 2012

Fun Ditties.

Mary had a little lamb.
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts
shot up its back
turning its wool
to nylon!.

Spring has sprung
the grass has rizz
i wonder where
all the peoples is!.

Mary had a little lamb.
Her brother killed it dead.
Now that lamb goes
to school with Mary
between two bits of bread!.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


Jayne said...

The Spring is sprung,
The Grass is riz,
I wonder where the birdies iz?
The bird iz on the wing.
Aint that absurb!
The wing iz on de bird!

FruitCake said...

Ah, spring lamb sandwiches... shocking!

DWei said...

Mmm... Delicious, delicious lamb...

Beach Bum said...

The same issue happened up here with pig. In old times, like the 1950's and earlier, the kids would become attached to the pig being raised for dinner.

The old stories tell of the kids being sent off for the day when the adults had to do the deed.

River said...

All the peoples is inside reading this on their computers....

Ygraine said...

Honestly can't choose between these.
You have surpassed yourself here Windsmoke!
Hehehe :D

Lynn Proctor said...

oh my gosh--poor little lamb;)

Anonymous said...

Hi Windsmoke,
I also liked the Lamb sanga one the best, but I did get a laugh from all of them.

Annmarie Pipa said...

oh dear! poor Mary! worse yet..poor lamb!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day JAYNE: Never heard of that one before but its really good :-).

G' Day FRUIT: Don't forget the green mustard pickles :-).

G' Day DWEI: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and i hope to hear from you in the future :-).

G' Day BEACH: Its the same story with different animals :-).

G' Day RIVER: Inside where its snuggly warm :-).

G' Day YGRAINE & MAGS: Glad you liked 'em all :-).

G' Day LYNN & ANNMARIE: Absolutely :-).

PerthDailyPhoto said...

If I ever come back as a lamb, I sure hope I don't every belong to someone called Mary haha!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day GRACE: Me too :-).

Terra Shield said...

The unfortunate lamb. Perhaps it could be a lesson to all lambs to try to avoid being the pet of little girls.

Izzy Mason said...

poor little lamb. It should have learned that Mary was a bad protecter after the pylon incident and ran away!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day TERRA: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and thank you kindly for signing up to follow Bizarre Scribble and i'll be signing up to follow your blog to :-).

G' Day IZZY: Sheep just follow no matter what happens :-).