Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Birth Control, Stealing and a Burial Plot.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What do solicitors use for Birth Control?.
A: Their obnoxious personalities!.
Q: Why does the government jail people for Stealing?.
A: To eliminate the competition!.
For a number of years George and Grace Greens marriage has been on the rocks, when George realises its Graces birthday tomorrow so he wanders down to the Contention Cemetary to buy her a Burial Plot.
Next day George hands Grace all the paperwork for the Burial Plot and wishes her a happy birthday. After reading the paperwork through, Grace throws it back in Georges face and storms off in a huff.
Twelve months down the track Graces birthday rolls around again with no present in sight from George.
How come ya didn't buy me a birthday present this year?, asks Grace.
Because you didn't use last years present i got ya!, replies George.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.