Thursday, June 21, 2012

Perched On The Dunny Pondering.

Every now and then in our life we've all been Perched On The Dunny Pondering. For that reason here are a handfull of odds and ends to ponder over.

If Aussies chuck rice at weddings, do Asians chuck meat pies?.

Why is it when a door is open, its ajar, but when a jar is open its not a door?.

Why do men drink till she's cute, but stop before the wedding?.

When you strangle a Smurf, what colour does it turn?. 

Do umpires really care which team wins the game?.

When you decamp from the dunny with your replies please don't forget to flush and wash ya hands :-).

Until next time jolly pondering.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

20 comments:

magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Loved the door one the best.
A great way to start the day.

Andrew said...

An unbiased umpire? I am not sure if that would work at all.

Kath Lockett said...

I've asked the umpire question many many times when sitting next to a livid Love Chunks who INSISTS VERY LOUDLY that the white maggots are against his beloved team. (eye roll)

Beach Bum said...

When you strangle a Smurf, what colour does it turn?.

LOL!!!! Great question and since these are fictional creatures I will admit that I never liked the things and would love to experiment.

FruitCake said...

Meat pies at a wedding - that conjures up a rather interesting picture:)

Jayne said...

The white maggots are blind, BLIND, I tells you!
And they have not even the good grace to barrack for a decent team.

Annmarie Pipa said...

my kids umpired for $...they didn't care who won .they told me so. but then...the kids playing were 8...

Lynn Proctor said...

these are very good questions to ponder ;)

goatman said...

If today is yesterday to tomorrow, what is today to the day after tomorrow?
Nice list . . .

Izzy Mason said...

Smurfs turn red. I know from personal experience.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS: Its a real mind boggler that one :-).

G' Day ANDREW: Agreed :-).

G' Day KATH & JAYNE: They are white maggots especially when a free kick is awarded to the opposition who don't deserve it :-).

G' Day BEACH: I've been told by a reliable source that they turn red :-).

G' Day FRUIT: It would be a bit like those cream pie fights you see in those old slap stick shows real messy :-).

G' Day ANNMARIE: I bet the kids playing were having fun :-).

G' Day LYNN: Thanks for saying so :-).

G' Day GOATMAN: Welcome to Bizarre Scrible and i hope to hear from you in the future and that is a good one to ponder over :-).

G' Day IZZY: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and thank you kindly for signing up to follow and i'll be signing up to follow your blog to. They turn red you say that is interesting :-).

River said...

I've often pondered the Smurf question myself.
Damn that goatman, putting serious thoughts in my head....

malcfifty said...

"Why is it when a door is open, it's ajar, but when a jar is open its not a door?" A very good question, Windsmoke, and the English language gives rise to many more of a similar ilk. How is it you need to get the lead out to lead?

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER: Its definitely a good one to ponder over :-).

G' Day MAL: The english language can be really quirky at times :-).

LifeRamblings said...

Some interesting questions to ponder to exercise your brainpower. :-)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Absolutely :-).

River said...

And the answer is the day before yesterday.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER: Fair enough :-).

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Well you've certainly caused a lot of 'pondering' with these ones Windsmoke, I'm not going to ponder I'm just going to enjoy!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day GRACE: Jolly good :-).