Every now and then in our life we've all been Perched On The Dunny Pondering. For that reason here are a handfull of odds and ends to ponder over.
If Aussies chuck rice at weddings, do Asians chuck meat pies?.
Why is it when a door is open, its ajar, but when a jar is open its not a door?.
Why do men drink till she's cute, but stop before the wedding?.
When you strangle a Smurf, what colour does it turn?.
Do umpires really care which team wins the game?.
When you decamp from the dunny with your replies please don't forget to flush and wash ya hands :-).
Until next time jolly pondering.
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