Saturday, February 02, 2013

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Thunderous, Money, Peanuts, A Plum, Hotshot and Seasick.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Doctor, doctor, my snoring is Thunderous and keeps me awake at night, what can i do?, asks Peter Patient.
You could sleep in another bedroom!, replies Doctor Derek.

Q: What is a sure fire way to double your Money?.
A: Fold it in half!.

Stretched out on their banana lounges under a tall gum tree are Rusty Redhead and Lucas Lavender who asks, did ya hear what happened to the two Peanuts who were strolling through the Aussie bush?.
Crikey!, what happened?, replies Rusty Redhead.
One of 'em was a-salted!.

Q: What is a purple people eater?.
A: Its a cross between A Plum and a man eating monster!.

Q: What do ya call an aarvark whose a Hot shot with a light saber?.
A: Darthvark!.

During her once in a lifetime ocean cruise Deanna Diner is experiencing very rough weather out on the open sea, such as driving rain, choppy waves and gale force winds that are buffeting the ocean liner so violently that most of her fellow passengers are becoming Seasick spewing their smelly stomach contents all over the place.

Wobbling over to Deanna is Wilbur Waiter who looks as white as a sheet and asks, would madame be interested in a little light snack before retiring for the night?.
Not really, just chuck it overboard to save me the trouble later on!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2013 Windsmoke.

3 comments:

Bananazஇ said...

Haha "just chuck it overboard to save me the trouble later on!."

River said...

Yep, that's the one, just chuck it overboard.

FruitCake said...

And a tick for Darthvark...