All of these signs and bloopers are located in countries where English is a second language and in some instances in English speaking countries they are not much better.
How to order room service sign reads: If you wish for breakfast, lift the telephone and ask for room service this will be enough for you to bring your food up!.
Hotel sign warns: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels. Please if you are not person to do such, please do not read this sign!.
Dress shop sign reads: Dresses for street walking!.
Hotel sign reads: In case of fire do your utmost to alarm the hall porter!.
Elevator sign reads: Please leave your values at the front desk!.
Hotel sign reads: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between 9am and 11am daily!.
Dinner menu reads: Salad a firms own make: Limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger. Roast duck let loose. Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion!.
Sign on dentist doorway reads: American dentist, 2th floor, teeth extracted by latest methodists!.
Hotel sign reads: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous russian and soviet composers, artist and writers are buried daily except Thursday!.
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