Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, A Knock, Knock, An Orgasm And Warriors.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?.
Weevil.
Weevil who?.
Weevil work it out!.
Husband asks Wife, When you have an orgasm why don't you scream out my name?.
Wife replies, You're never around when it happens!.
One lucid morning.
In the belly of the night.
Two dead Warriors.
Got up to fight.
They fronted one another.
Drew their blades.
Then shot each other.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
10 comments:
Hi Windsmoke,
Not bad at all. I liked the second one the best. :)
Husband asks Wife, When you have an orgasm why don't you scream out my name?.
Wife replies, You're never around when it happens!.
My wife and I attended a couples party at the church we use go to and the party organizers did a game where slightly embarrassing questions were asked requiring the husband or the wife playing to answer.
A sex question was asked and the wife of one couple misunderstood the question with her giving a similar answer. Her husband's face turned dark red.
That's an odd mixture of topics!! But thanx for a humourous middle of the day!!
;)! Happy Valentines Day!
cool. i especially enjoy the second topic. :D
G' Day MAGS118 & LIFE RAMBLINGS, That's my favourite one to :-).
G' day BEACH BUM, That would be embarassing if it was true :-).
G' Day RED NOMAD OZ, It's more interesting and enjoyable when you mix them up :-).
G' Day JANE HEALY, Ditto :-).
Best yet - the second one.
G' Day DAVE KING, That's the most popular one and my favourite too :-).
I learned the last one like this:-
One fine day
In the middle of the night
Two dead soldiers got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
Here's another one for you:-
I ran up the door
Opened the stairs
Said my pyjamas
And put on my prayers
Turned off my bed
Tumbled into my light
And all because
You kissed me goodnight.
G' Day RIVER, I have a few more in the pipe line ready to go later on :-).
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