Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Cliff, Medication and Both Ends.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What do two elephants sound like when they jump off A Cliff and hit the ground below?.
A: Boom, boom!!.
Q: What kind of Medication do ants need?.
A: Anti-biotics!.
Peter and Colin are travelling home together on a crowded bus when Peter asks, which end of the bus can i safely alight from?.
It doesn't really matter Both Ends stop at the same time, replies Colin.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
12 comments:
hahaha nice post
2Peeeps Health and Fitness
Hi Windsmoke,
Great jokes, I love the bus joke the best. LOL.
Thanks. I needed this today.
ah more ant humor I see!
What a picnic!
Aloha from Honolulu
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G' Day 2PEEEPS: I'm stoked you liked 'em and welcome to my humble blog and i hope to hear from you in the future :-).
G' Day MAGS: That's my favourite one too :-).
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: I'm glad i could brighten up your day :-).
Great funnies, thanks for the laughs
The elephant one got me good!
Boom, Boom gets my vote :)
Don't know how you keep them coming, but carry on!
Peter and Colin got my laugh.
i love your sense of humour. keep them coming.
G' Day CLOUDIA: But wait!, there's more :-).
G' Day TEMPO: Laughing is good for the soul :-).
G' Day BEACH BUM: I'm glad it brighten up your day :-).
G' Day FRUIT CAKE: Agreed :-).
G' Day DAVE: I guess you could call it perseverance :-).
G' Day RIVER: Wasn't sure about that one but then i thought in for a penny in for a pound :-).
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I certainly will keep 'em coming :-).
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