Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Tails, War and A Light Bulb.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why do dogs wag their Tails?.
A: Because no one else will do it for them!.
Q: How does a octopus go to War?.
A: Well armed!.
Q: How many members of a political party does it take to change A Light Bulb?.
A: A spokesperson said, we are not at liberty to comment on exact numbers at this time!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
16 comments:
oh the last one is too true! :)
Hi Windsmoke,
Loved the jokes, but the last one was the best. LOL
Ha ha ha. Love it.
well done again Windsmoke. love this, i'll give you an A+. :)
LOL!!!!!
Yeah, the last one works very well right now.
All good. Groanable, but excellent. Thanks. I do like the well-armed octopus - I just have a vision of it with a machine gun in one tentacle, a bayonet in another...
All good. the last a fab' variation on an old favourite.
I'm going with the majority - the last one is all too sadly true!!!
Just the other day a friend and I were competing to see who had just one more lightbulb joke than the other. Excellent ammunition for a resumption of hostilities, Windsmoke. Excellent.
G' Day JANE & RED: Absolutely :-).
G' Day MAGS: Its a typical response though :-).
G' Day JOANNE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of 'em :-).
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Thanks for your vote of confidence :-).
G' Day BEACH: I guess it would with the political climate the way it is in America at the moment :-).
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: And holding hand grenades in the other tentacles while smoking a cigar :-).
G' Day DAVE: Yep, there certainly are many variations. I'm pretty sure i have more somewhere :-).
G' Day FRUIT CAKE: I'm glad i could supply some fodder for you to fire back :-).
haha...the last one is the best because it is true!
G' Day ANNMARIE: Yes it is and its the most popular one this time round :-).
The last one is my favourite too... and is so true! Haha
G' Day YGRAINE: The last one certainly wins this time round :-).
I'm smiling Windsmoke!!
G' Day GRACE: That's good to know :-).
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