(Just imagine this being said in a Darth Vader voice) Speak!, ya worm!.
G' Day, Wilburs answering machine is on the blink, this is his fridge speaking, please speak very slowly and i'll stick your message to myself with one of those sticky yellow post it notes!.
Now i lay me down to sleep
leave your message after the beep.
Should i pass away before i wake
please remember to erase the tape!.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
Coming soon Perched On The Dunny Pondering.