Monday, February 04, 2013

Little Fur Coats.

Q: What is a Dog?.

1: Dogs lay around all day slouched on the most comfortable piece of furniture.

2: They can hear a container of food being opened half a click away, but don't hear ya when you're in the same room.

3: They can look dim-witted and loveable all at the same time without even trying.

4: When you want to frolic, they want to frolic.

5: When you want to be by yourself, they want to frolic.

6: They are world-class grovellers.

7: They do yucko things with their mouths, then try to snog ya.

Verdict: Dogs are tiny Blokes in Little Fur Coats.

Q: What is a Cat?.

1: Cats do what they want and seldom pay attention to ya.

2: They're totally uncalculable and crotchery.

3: They whinge big time when they are not on cloud nine.

4: When you want to frolic, they want to be by themselves.

5: When you want to be by yourself, they want to frolic.

6: They expect you to pander to their every whim.

7: They drive ya around the twist and cost ya an arm and an leg to keep.

Verdict: Cats are tiny Sheilas in Little Fur Coats.

(c) 2013 Windsmoke.

7 comments:

River said...

In my next life I'm coming back as a cat. Or maybe a huge rock, they last longer.

Beach Bum said...

Spock the Cat at my house is pretty much the perfect pet for the reasons you stated.

FruitCake said...

Of course dogs try to snog ya! Oh dear, perhaps I'd better not try to explain why...

icyHighs said...

i'd rather have a piranha.

Ygraine said...

Hehe:D
Cats being "Tiny Sheilas in fur coats"...really had me in stitches!

One of your very best, this, Windsmoke! Simply HAVE to share to facebook :)

Lynn Proctor said...

haha love this!

Kath Lockett said...

Unlike River, I'm coming back as a dog. Owned by a loving family of course.