Tuesday, February 05, 2013

Lost In Translation.

All of these signs and bloopers are located in countries where English is a second language and in some instances in English speaking countries they are not much better.

How to order room service sign reads: If you wish for breakfast, lift the telephone and ask for room service this will be enough for you to bring your food up!.

Hotel sign warns: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels. Please if you are not person to do such, please do not read this sign!.

Dress shop sign reads: Dresses for street walking!.

Hotel sign reads: In case of fire do your utmost to alarm the hall porter!.

Elevator sign reads: Please leave your values at the front desk!.

Hotel sign reads: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between 9am and 11am daily!.

Dinner menu reads: Salad a firms own make: Limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger. Roast duck let loose. Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion!.

Sign on dentist doorway reads: American dentist, 2th floor, teeth extracted by latest methodists!.

Hotel sign reads: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous russian and soviet composers, artist and writers are buried daily except Thursday!.

(c) 2013 Windsmoke.


River said...

That Dinner Menu doesn't sound very appetising.

FruitCake said...

2th floor... he he.