Thursday, February 07, 2013

Perched On The Dunny Pondering.

Every now and then in our life we've all been Perched On The Dunny Pondering. For that reason here are a handfull of odds and ends to ponder over.

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?.

What would happen if you were scared half to death twice?.

If swimming is good for the human body to lose weight, how do ya explain the size of whales?.

Have ya ever noticed that a carrot is more orange than an orange, i wonder why that is?.

If ya aren't making waves, ya not kicking hard enough!.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse always ends up with the cheese!.

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?.

Eagles may soar across the sky, but wombats don't get sucked into jet engines!.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so i made ya horn louder!.

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat then dropped 'em from a height, which way would they end up?.

When you decamp from the dunny with your replies please don't forget to flush and wash ya hands.

Until next time jolly pondering.
(c) 2013 Windsmoke.


Joanne Noragon said...

My little brother hated silent letters and odd letter combinations. We had a P-Hilco refregerator until my parents replaced it with a GE. Then there was Kroger's, the grocery store. To this day the family pronounces it K-Roger.

Andrew said...

Only English would have a word like phonetic that is not spelt phonetically.

FruitCake said...

Very good - I can just see a cat spinning endlessly one foot above the floor :)