Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Orderly, A Tail, Cross Dressing, Rotting, Cats And Dogs and A Trip.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What is a Orderly system for living beyond your means?.
A: A budget!.

Q: What is a hot dog?. 
A: A dog without A Tail!.

In the mens locker room of the Contention Gym after a vigourous workout are Burt Blonde and Lucas Lavender, when Lucas notices that Burt is slipping into a pair of fishnet stockings, suspenders and hot pink frilly knickers and says, Crikey!, i didn't know you were into Cross Dressing.
I'm not into Cross Dressing, replies Burt.
Fair enough, but why have you started wearing 'em all of a sudden?.
Because i got sprung by Betty when she found 'em on the back seat of my company car!.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup, screams Dean Diner.
I'm not surprised, its the Rotting meat that attracts 'em, replies Wilbur Waiter.

Crikey!, its raining Cats And Dogs outside, says Lucas Lavender.
Ya not wrong, replies Josh Juniper, i just stepped in a poodle.

Q: What do ya get when ya cross the birth control pill with LSD?.
A: A Trip without the ankle-biters!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2013 Windsmoke.

1 comment:

Cloudia said...

trip without ankle biters!

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