Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Helmets, Smear, A Pun, Missing, Spawn and Butter.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why are men like motor bike Helmets?.
A: They are handy in an emergency, otherwise they just look silly!.

Q: What do ya do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?
A: Stop and Smear on a bit of lubricant!.

The local Contention Rag is having A Pun contest in which Josh Juniper has entered ten different puns hoping at least one pun would be the winner, much to Joshs dismay no pun in ten did!.

Nurse, nurse did ya take the patients temparture?, asks Doctor Derek.
No!, why is it missing?, replies Nurse Nadia.

Q: Why did God Spawn Adam before Eve?.
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to Spawn Adam!.

Q: How do ya make a butterfly?.
A: Flick it out of the Butter dish with a knife!.

Until next keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2013 Windsmoke.  


River said...

Josh Juniper had me laughing out loud.

FruitCake said...

no pun in ten did... a groaner!!

Hasib Sarker said...

Why the relationship with girl friend is short time but with wife for long term?

Answer: Because A boy treats girlfriend as a means of consumption. When Utility from girl friend becomes to an end then The relation is also becomes to end. On the other hand, Relationship with Wife is until to death so that keep good relation & consume slowly.

---Hasib Sarker
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Lynn Proctor said...

always leaving me smiling :)

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