Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Two Years Ago.

About Two Years Ago Darren Driver who resides in Contention East was caught speeding 20 clicks over the speed limit along the highway between Contention East and Contention West in his white V8 ute by Rodney Rozzer who also resides in Contention East. Rodney Rozzer had burst out of the dense scrub on the side of the highway in his unmarked police car with a single blue light flashing and siren wailing and draws up behind Darren, flashes his headlights for Darren to pull over onto the gravel shoulder of the highway.

When both cars have come to a stand still Rodney decamps with ticket book and radar gun in hand, strolls up to Darren and says, where's the fire mate?
There isn't one, i'm running late for a dentist appointment, replies Darren.
Did ya know you were 20 clicks over the speed limit back there, check the reading on my radar gun, shoving it in Darrens face.
Ok, i believe ya just do what ya gotta do and i'll be on my way. After Rodney issues him with his speeding ticket they both go their seperate ways, or do they?.

Fast forward to the present day and Darren Driver who now resides in Contention North is barreling along the highway between Contention North and Contention South in his brand new blue V8 ute when out of nowhere comes a police motor bike with flashing blue light and siren wailing and draws up behind Darren, flashes his headlight for Darren to pull over onto the gravel shoulder of the highway.

When both have pulled over and come to a stand still the police motor bike rider hops off, grabs his ticket book strolls over to Darren removes his helmet and places it gently on the roof of Darrens ute. Looking up Darren can't believe his eyes because standing beside him is none other than Rodney Rozzer who booked him for speeding Two Years Ago. After a quick chat it was discovered  that both Darren and Rodney had moved to Contention North only two weeks ago. Eventually Rodney hands Darren his speeding ticket for once again being 20 clicks over the speed limit, he takes off down the highway muttering to himself that its a small world.  

(c) 2013 Windsmoke.

3 comments:

Andrew said...

Is Rodney Rozzer a new character? Love his name.

Beach Bum said...

Yeah, it happens. Bumped into a few people like that myself.

River said...

Ha Ha, small world!