Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Two Fingers, Milk, And The Vegetable?.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: How does a bogan call his dog?.
A: He puts Two Fingers in his mouth and shouts here fella!.
Q: How did Burt Blonde injury himself drinking Milk?.
A: The cow fell on him!.
Its Dean and Deanna Diners 20th wedding anniversary and they are celebrating this milestone at the Contention Hotel with a quiet counter meal together when Deanna asks, what's on special today?.
There is chicken parmagiana or grilled whiting, replies Wilbur Waiter.
I'll have the chicken parmagiana.
And The Vegetable?.
Oh!, he'll have the grilled whiting!.
Until Next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
18 comments:
Great stuff as always!
oh dear! Burt Blonde....always trying to get the freshest milk, straight from the cow.
Hi Windsmoke,
Great jokes as always.
I loved the cow joke, but laughed out loud when I read about the 20th anniversary, that was brilliant. LOL.
The 20th anniversary was wonderful. Thank you.
Your milk joke reminded me of a Billy Connelly line.
'Who was it that first discovered cows give milk, and what was he doing at the time?
very delightful jokes.
I enjoy your jokes and sense of humour always.
The cow joke made me laugh out loud and the last one was pretty good too.
laugh medicine! :=)
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Windsmoke, I was already laughing at the headline which promised to feature two fingers... but by the time I got to the anniversary dinner I was laughing harder!
Excellent jokes...
The wedding anniversary, for me.
you always make me laugh....a good thing!
G' Day BEACH, TARIQ, CLOUDIA, TEMPO & ANNMARIE: Thanks for saying so its very much appreicated indeed :-).
G' Day RIVER: Fresh is best :-).
G' Day MAGS & ANDREW: Those are the most popular ones this time round :-).
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Billy Connelly is definitely a funny fella as is Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey, Tasmin Greig and Australias Frnk Woodley and the Umbilical Brothers :-).
G' Day FRUIT: So you were hooked right from the start, that is good to know :-).
D' Day DAVE: That is one of the most popular ones this time round :-).
'The cow fell on him' Haha, that's definitely the one for me :D
G' Day YGRAINE: That's the most popular one this time round :-).
brilliant, the cow wins my vote this round.
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: The cow joke seems to be the most popular one this time round, thanks for saying so its much appreciated :-).
Haha! Glad to hear the 'blonde' jokes apply to the fellas as well Windsmoke!!
G' Day GRACE: They certainly do :-).
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