Fair Dinkum Haiku 042: Zombie.

Hiding from laughter.
Zombie dreams dance in my brain.
Demon misery.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
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Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Powder Puff, Cake And A Bee.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

The bunny has a shiny nose.
But this she cannot mend.
Because her tiny Powder Puff.
Is at the other end.

Q: Why was Ruby Redhead standing on her head at a childrens birthday party?.
A: Because they were having upside down cake!.

Q: What is a fumble Bee?.
A: A Bee that drops stuff!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

Fair Dinkum Haiku 041: Breakwater.

In Breakwater lights.
Rippling surface water.
Through hazy raw sleet.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

A Bonza Jest: Vigorous Nookie Drive.

Peter Patient is consulting with Doctor Derek and says, my wife Paula Patient has a Vigorous Nookie Drive, in fact its wearing me out, sometimes i'm on the verge of exhaustion and fear i'll have a heart attack, what can i do?.
Doctor Derek replies, bring your wife Paula Patient into the surgery next week for a complete check up, arrange an appointment with my horny receptionist on your way out.

Next week arrives and Paula Patient is escorted by a nurse into the examination room and asked to disrobe. Meanwhile Peter Patient attempts to make himself comfy in the crowded waiting room next door. Finally after about an hour Doctor Derek enters the examination and is overcome by Paula's gorgeous hour glass figure and overpowering charm and Paula starts to seduce him which he tries to resist and says, its no good, i can't resist your overpowering charm any longer and starts to disrobe, flinging his clothes in all directions, leaps up on top of Paula and launches into the horizontal tango on the examination table.

After sometime passes by sitting in the crowded waiting room Peter hears moaning and groaning of nookie pleasure coming from the examination room, vacates his uncomfortable chair, struts over to the door, bursts through to see what's going on and hollers, what's going on in here?.
A horrifyied Doctor Derek still on top of Paula Patient says, i'm er........ taking her temparture. From his shoulder holster Peter seizes his pistol, levels it at them and shrieks, when you withdraw your willy it better have a thermometer tattooed on it or its curtains for both of you!.  

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
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Fair Dinkum Haiku 040: Tears.

Hot Tears of the sun.
Roll around in time and space.
Across galaxies.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
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Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Horoscopes, Giving Birth and a Couple of Pets.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What do women and Horoscopes have in common?.
A: They always tell ya what to do and they are usually wrong!!.

Q: What's meaner, bigger, uglier and more terrifying than an alien?.               
A: Its mother Giving Birth!.

Ruby has A Couple of Pets.
A beaver and a bear.
Everyones seen her beaver.
But no-ones ever seen her bare!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

Fair Dinkum Haiku 039: Wreckage.

Past Wreckage haunting.
Visions refuse to leave me.
Sinister dark dreams.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

Colossal Cheer.

Roger led his rowdy rabble.
Across the Simpson Desert.
While traveling across that desert.
Tired and thirsty they did become.
Roger thumped his mighty spectre.
Upon a sandstone rock.
Instead of gushing water.
There rose a Colossal Cheer.
For it was fosters lager beer.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
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