Fair Dinkum Haiku 038: Madness.

In spectre darkness.
Hands of madness cold as steel.
They send me insane.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
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Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Ugly, Call of Nature and Toenails.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Paula Patient says, Doctor, Doctor, i think i'm so ugly, what can i do about it?.
Doctor Derek replies, hire yourself out for halloween parties!.

Dennis the Dog is belting along a bush track when he decides to answer the Call Of Nature and pauses at the nearest gum tree, cocks his leg and props it against the tree, when out of the sky swoops Chloe the Cockatoo and touches down beside him and says, I've often wondered why you dogs prop your leg against the tree while doing your business.
Dennis replies, in case the tree falls!.

Wee drops of water.
Erode away a rock.
Wee bits of Toenail.
Fade away a sock.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

Fair Dinkum Haiku 037: Dust.

Crestfallen by time.
Dead heart once shone golden bright.
Exits into Dust.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

A Bonza Jest: Wild Bush Pigs.

Best cobbers Peter Purple and Larry Lime are out in the Aussie bush hunting Wild Bush Pigs. Secretly Peter wishes Larry was dead because he owes him $100,000 he lent as a deposit on a house and land package located in a popular small town. After repeated requests to pay back the $100.000 Larry always dodges the subject.

Meanwhile Peter and Larry are stalking their way slowly along a well worn path through the dense Aussie bush with rifles poised and at the same time battling annoying biting insects, looking and listening for Wild Bush Pigs in the undergrowth.

A short way down the path they come to a steep incline and both sprint to the top when all of a sudden Larry collapses to the ground clutching his chest, gasping for air then his skin turns pale as a ghost, lips blue and eyes glaze over.

With lightning speed Peter reaches into the top pocket of his hunting vest plucks out his mobile phone and speed dials triple zero. What seems an eternity the call is finally answered, terror stricken Peter says, I think my best cobber just died, what can i do?.
Olivia the consultant replies, first of all you need to calm down so we can establish whether your best cobber has actually past away.
The silence is deafening on Peter's end of the line until a ear shattering gunshot is heard then a smug Peter says, i'm pretty sure he's past away, now what?.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
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Fair Dinkum Haiku 036: Soul

Destined for heaven.
Lightning strikes asending Soul.
Rowdy thunder cracks.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
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Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Circus, Arguing and Emails.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why do some people compare a marriage to a three ring Circus?.
A: First you have the engagement ring, next comes the wedding ring then comes the suffering!.

Darren and Steven are Arguing which footy team is the most skilful Essendon or Melbourne.
After a couple of hours Darren has finally had enough and screeches at the top of his lungs at Steven, well you're so ugly!.
Steven bursts out laughing because he and Darren are 12 year old identical twins.

Q: What do werewolves sign at the bottom of their Emails?.
A: Beast wishes.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

Fair Dinkum Haiku 035: Redemption.

Nothing carved in stone.
For the wicked to absolve.
Like no Redemption.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

Twinkling Stars.

They strolled side by side down the lane.
The night was shrouded in Twinkling Stars.
They came to a portal in peace.
For her he unlocked that portal.
She did not thank him.
For she knew not how.
He was just a farmers lad.
She a chestnut jersy cow.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.