Howling bitter wind.
Fills canvas sail to bursting.
Spectral sea sirens cry out.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
Random Humour For Grown Ups.
Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, A Wizard, A Knock Knock and Leprechauns.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Dean Diner says, There's a bee in my casserole.
Wilbur Waiter replies, That's the manager the last customer was a Wizard who didn't like the casserole!.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
Adore.
Adore who?.
Adore stands between us so open up!.
Q: What do Leprechauns use for a toilet seat?.
A: Ring pulls off aluminium cans!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Dean Diner says, There's a bee in my casserole.
Wilbur Waiter replies, That's the manager the last customer was a Wizard who didn't like the casserole!.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
Adore.
Adore who?.
Adore stands between us so open up!.
Q: What do Leprechauns use for a toilet seat?.
A: Ring pulls off aluminium cans!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Friday, June 24, 2011
Garry & Julia's Big Day Out Pt 1: The Crossroad Of Life.
Tearing along a partial bitumen and dirt track at the same time leaving a dense fog of brown dust in their wake, Garry and Julia are prompting their new 4wd through its paces when Julia spots a badly weather beaten sign post which is barely readable but Julia can just make it out to read Contention 5 kms.
A little way down the track Garry and Julia come to a crossroad pull over to the side of the track beside another badly weather beaten sign post veiled behind a gum tree branch which reads "You are now entering The Township of Contention"
Vacating their new 4wd Garry and Julia set off towards the crossroad and come to a standstill at its heart. Will ya take a gander at this weird array of buildings that inhabit each of the four corners they remind me of The Crossroad Of Life says Garry. After eye-balling all the four corners for a minute or more Julia isn't satisfied with the theroy suggested by Garry and asks, How did ya work that one out?.
Garry replies, when ya look at it ya have on one corner a primary school, on the next a decrepit pub on the third a bluestone church and on the final corner a community hall.
What is your point my love with the bizarre mind?, asks Julia.
My point is my darling is that they also translate into an education, damnation, salvation and recreation replies Garry.
There's one building that isn't represented here can you guess which one it could be?, asks Julia with a stern look on her face.
Garry thinks about the question for a few minutes then says, I give up which building isn't represented here?.
With a giant smile on her dial Julia replies, Its a house of ill-repute so you could add to The Crossroad Of Life pro-creation and walks off towards the 4wd at the same time punching the air with her fist in victory.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
A little way down the track Garry and Julia come to a crossroad pull over to the side of the track beside another badly weather beaten sign post veiled behind a gum tree branch which reads "You are now entering The Township of Contention"
Vacating their new 4wd Garry and Julia set off towards the crossroad and come to a standstill at its heart. Will ya take a gander at this weird array of buildings that inhabit each of the four corners they remind me of The Crossroad Of Life says Garry. After eye-balling all the four corners for a minute or more Julia isn't satisfied with the theroy suggested by Garry and asks, How did ya work that one out?.
Garry replies, when ya look at it ya have on one corner a primary school, on the next a decrepit pub on the third a bluestone church and on the final corner a community hall.
What is your point my love with the bizarre mind?, asks Julia.
My point is my darling is that they also translate into an education, damnation, salvation and recreation replies Garry.
There's one building that isn't represented here can you guess which one it could be?, asks Julia with a stern look on her face.
Garry thinks about the question for a few minutes then says, I give up which building isn't represented here?.
With a giant smile on her dial Julia replies, Its a house of ill-repute so you could add to The Crossroad Of Life pro-creation and walks off towards the 4wd at the same time punching the air with her fist in victory.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Fair Dinkum Haiku 033: Seabed.
In turquoise water.
Skimming past barren Seabed.
Giant turtle hunts.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Skimming past barren Seabed.
Giant turtle hunts.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Monday, June 20, 2011
Random Humour For Grown Ups.
Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, A Wicked Witch, A Moth and French Fries.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why did the Wicked Witch lose her way?.
A: Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction!.
Peter Patient says, Doctor, Doctor, I think i'm a Moth.
Doctor Derek replies, Get out of my way your blocking my light!.
Q: What happened to Betty Blonde while bobbing for French Fries?.
A: She burnt her nose!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why did the Wicked Witch lose her way?.
A: Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction!.
Peter Patient says, Doctor, Doctor, I think i'm a Moth.
Doctor Derek replies, Get out of my way your blocking my light!.
Q: What happened to Betty Blonde while bobbing for French Fries?.
A: She burnt her nose!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Friday, June 17, 2011
A Box Of Chocolates.
I asked the Sheila at the back of me.
Could she please expunge her hat.
The Sheila gave me A Box Of Chocolates.
I scoffed them all and handed them back.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Could she please expunge her hat.
The Sheila gave me A Box Of Chocolates.
I scoffed them all and handed them back.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Fair Dinkum Haiku 032: Sunlight.
Higher than my head.
The long black cloud creeps along.
Blotting out the bright Sunlight.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
The long black cloud creeps along.
Blotting out the bright Sunlight.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Monday, June 13, 2011
Random Humour For Grown Ups.
Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring Pity, Pondering and a Goat.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: When should you Pity a skunk?.
A: When it's spray is out of order!.
Lucas is sitting outside on a deck chair in the warm afternoon sun Pondering that if you smoke in a smoking jacket, sleep in a sleeping bag what do you do in a windbreaker?.
After a short nap Lucas comes to the conclusion that you can fart as much as you like in a windbreaker!.
Q: How should you treat a baby Goat?.
A: Like a kid!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: When should you Pity a skunk?.
A: When it's spray is out of order!.
Lucas is sitting outside on a deck chair in the warm afternoon sun Pondering that if you smoke in a smoking jacket, sleep in a sleeping bag what do you do in a windbreaker?.
After a short nap Lucas comes to the conclusion that you can fart as much as you like in a windbreaker!.
Q: How should you treat a baby Goat?.
A: Like a kid!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
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