There are Eyebrows and Eyebrows.
Black and gray.
Blonde and brunette.
Wiry and skinny.
Painted on.
Drawn on.
Tattooed on.
Stenciled on.
No two are alike.
Other Eyebrows are mono.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Friday, September 30, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Fair Dinkum Haiku 060: Peaks.
Ringed by thick forest.
Lake of emerald waters.
Fed by snowcapped Peaks.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Monday, September 26, 2011
Random Humour For Grown Ups.
Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Antics, Candles and Flowers.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What do ya get when ya cross fleas with tics?.
A: All types of Antics!.
Peter Patient says, Doctor, Doctor every time i eat birthday cake i end up with heart burn!.
Doctor Derek replies, before you eat the birthday cake remove the Candles first!!.
Q: Why are Flowers considered lazy?.
A: Because you always find 'em in bed!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What do ya get when ya cross fleas with tics?.
A: All types of Antics!.
Peter Patient says, Doctor, Doctor every time i eat birthday cake i end up with heart burn!.
Doctor Derek replies, before you eat the birthday cake remove the Candles first!!.
Q: Why are Flowers considered lazy?.
A: Because you always find 'em in bed!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Fair Dinkum Haiku 059: Terrain.
Satanic clouds burst.
Vicious rain plunges headlong.
Onto shorn Terrain.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Friday, September 23, 2011
Wheel Nuts.
Driving along a congested road in an unmarked police car endeavouring to locate a suspect drug pusher Senior Constable Bertha Brunette senses the steering has become a bit wonky and suspects a punctured tyre. She pulls into a busy hotel carpark, leaps out walks around to the front of the police car and just as she suspected the passenger side tyre has a puncture.
Now in huff she storms off to the rear of the police car opens the boot lid, removes the jack and wheel brace, wanders back to the front and attempts to remove the Wheel Nuts without much luck. Near boiling point and ready to explode she jumps on the police car radio and screams for assistance claiming the wheel brace doesn't fit the Wheel Nuts.
With siren wailing Inspector Ian who was in the neighbourhood on other police matters turns up minutes later. It didn't take very long for Inspector Ian to realize what the problem is with the wheel brace. Like most cars these days they have plastic wheel trims which have fake Wheel Nuts that's why the wheel brace wouldn't fit because the real Wheel Nuts are behind the plastic wheel trim.
When Inspector Ian explained to Senior Constable Bertha Brunette about the plastic wheel trims and fake Wheel Nuts she was totally lost for words, turned red as a beetroot and didn't know whether to crawl and hide under the police car or the nearest rock with embarrassment.
Came across this story in the newspaper and once again my bizarre mind went into overdrive adding bits and pieces here and there. I reckon if you can't change a wheel on your own car you should learn how to. What about you can you change a wheel on your own car?.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Now in huff she storms off to the rear of the police car opens the boot lid, removes the jack and wheel brace, wanders back to the front and attempts to remove the Wheel Nuts without much luck. Near boiling point and ready to explode she jumps on the police car radio and screams for assistance claiming the wheel brace doesn't fit the Wheel Nuts.
With siren wailing Inspector Ian who was in the neighbourhood on other police matters turns up minutes later. It didn't take very long for Inspector Ian to realize what the problem is with the wheel brace. Like most cars these days they have plastic wheel trims which have fake Wheel Nuts that's why the wheel brace wouldn't fit because the real Wheel Nuts are behind the plastic wheel trim.
When Inspector Ian explained to Senior Constable Bertha Brunette about the plastic wheel trims and fake Wheel Nuts she was totally lost for words, turned red as a beetroot and didn't know whether to crawl and hide under the police car or the nearest rock with embarrassment.
Came across this story in the newspaper and once again my bizarre mind went into overdrive adding bits and pieces here and there. I reckon if you can't change a wheel on your own car you should learn how to. What about you can you change a wheel on your own car?.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Fair Dinkum Haiku 058: Naked.
Riotous Naked flame.
Frolicing on pitch soaked torch.
Sparkling dank dungeon.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Monday, September 19, 2011
Random Humour For Grown Ups.
Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Geese, Pigs and a Ironing Board.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What happens when Geese land in an active volcano?.
A: They cook their own goose!.
Q: Why do Pigs have piggy banks?.
A: Because they don't use a mattress!.
Q: What is the difference between Betty Blonde and a Ironing Board?.
A: Its much harder to open the legs of a Ironing Board!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What happens when Geese land in an active volcano?.
A: They cook their own goose!.
Q: Why do Pigs have piggy banks?.
A: Because they don't use a mattress!.
Q: What is the difference between Betty Blonde and a Ironing Board?.
A: Its much harder to open the legs of a Ironing Board!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Fair Dinkum Haiku 057: Arena.
Gladiators strive.
In vast blood soaked Arena.
For brutal prestige.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
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