Perched On The Dunny Pondering.

Every now and then in our life we've all been Perched On The Dunny Pondering. For that reason here are a handfull of odds and ends to ponder over.

If all the world is one big stage, where are the people sitting?.

Shin - A gadget for finding furniture and anything else in the dark!.

Is beauty in the eye of the beer holder?.

For Sale: Parachute, one owner, only used once, never opened, small stain!.

Do ya reckon its true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?.

What did God do when he rested on the seventh day?.

When you decamp from the Dunny with your replies please don't forget to flush and wash your hands :-).

Until next time jolly pondering.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Frozen, An Egg and Further Away.

So wrap ya laughing gear around the lot and enjoy the ride.

Waiter, waiter this ceaser salad is Frozen solid, says Dean Diner.
Yes sir, its the iceberg lettuce that does it, replies Wilbur Waiter.

Q: What is a unidentified flying omelet?.
A: An Egg from outer space!.

At the Contention City Council Larry Lavender lands a job as a road line painter.
On his first day Larry paints a line five kilometres long, two kilometres long on the second and only one kilometre long on the third day.

Your getting worse each day cobber, screams Fred Foreman.
That's because the paint bucket gets further and further and Further Away from me each day!, replies Larry.

Join me next Thursday Morning for Perched On The Dunny Pondering, it'll rattle ya brainbox big time, see ya then.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
 

Funky Anagrams.

What is an Anagram?, its a word or phrase which the letters are rearranged to form another word or phrase.

Rearrange EVENGELIST and you get: EVIL'S AGENT.

Rearrange FUNERAL and you get: REAL FUN.

Rearrange PARIS, FRANCE and you get: A FINER SCRAP.

Rearrange SPICE GIRLS and you get: PIG SLICES!.

Rearrange I HATE SCHOOL and you get: OH SO ETHICAL!.

Rearrange PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA and you get: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS!.

Join me next Thursday Morning for Perched On The Dunny Pondering, it'll rattle ya brainbox big time, see ya then. 

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Fair Dinkum Haiku 0112: Beginning.

In the Beginning.
In a world devoid of light.
There was only night.


I'll be resting Fair Dinkum Haiku for now.
Instead join me next Thursday Morning for Perched On The Dunny Pondering, see ya then.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Cake, Shells and Around The Twist.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Which Cake wanted to rule the world?.
A: Attila the bun!.

Q: How do snails get their Shells so shiny?.
A: With snail polish!.

Doctor, doctor can ya help me?, i keep having these alternating recurring dreams, says Paula Patient.
Ok tell me about you dreams, replies Doctor Derek.
First i'm a tee pee, then a wig wam, then a tee pee again, then a wig wam again, and so on, its starting to drive me Around The Twist.
You know what your problem is?.
No!.
You're twotents!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
Coming soon Perched On The Dunny Pondering.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Witty Answering Machine Messages.

(Just imagine this being said in a Darth Vader voice) Speak!, ya worm!.

G' Day, Wilburs answering machine is on the blink, this is his fridge speaking, please speak very slowly and i'll stick your message to myself with one of those sticky yellow post it notes!.

Now i lay me down to sleep
leave your message after the beep.
Should i pass away before i wake
please remember to erase the tape!.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
Coming soon Perched On The Dunny Pondering.

Fair Dinkum Haiku 0111: Depraved.

With my loveless heart.
Scared and alone in the dark.
I've Depraved myself.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Legs, Custard and A Parking Space.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What is a sentrypede?.
A: A security guard with a hundred Legs!.

How disgusting there's a fly in my Custard, screams Deanna Diner.
I'll fetch him a spoon, replies Wilbur Waiter.

Jade Juniper is running late for the Contention Country Womens Association monthly meeting and is having no luck locating A Parking Space.

Looking toward the heavens Jade cries out asking the lord to locate her A Parking Space and says, I promise cross my heart that i'll attend mass every sunday and never ever sin again for the rest of my life.

Then lo and behold A Parking Space turns up out of no where. 
Never mind lord cancel that, i've found A Parking Space!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.